What is a sammich, you ask?
sammich (samm-ich) – noun
- A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich. But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients.
- Sex in sandwich form. An orgy of flavor. A god among sandwiches.
So be prepared to be taken out of this world… via a sammich.